reasons why people should listen to me

1. because i am right, usually
2. because i will speak up when i know i am right
3. because i will call you out when i think your ego is too big
4. because i listen to you, and its only nice to listen to me
5. because i am short and i make up for it in having a loud voice, and it will get louder if you do not listen


i know there are more, especially with camp coming up:)

ummmm

ok so ice-cream truck man it is raining and its in the 70's with no sun. I would not even consider wearing a tank top right now. However you decide that today, TODAY you will drive down my street. Where were you yesterday when it was in the mid 90's? I was dying, no air conditioning, no wind, and lots of sun do not mix well with out some nice cold ice-cream to cool me down. I will give you one more chance to not screw up. Please be smart next time- p.s. driving through the neighborhood today was a poor life choice........