oh camp........

So the end of the summer is here. Another great season with Adventure Camp. These are some quotes from kids and other crew leaders. Yea for camp and I can not wait for next summer.

camper: oh i don't need to wash my hands, i just wiped them on that kid's back.

camper: man, i would pay anything to see that lady go down the slide. (talking about a VERY large women standing in line at the water park)

val: basically i do yoga in the streets of D.C.

"did you just make that dirty?" (we could make anything dirty, including getting sick)

camper: that's why i don't cut my hair, because lice and ticks don't like dirty long hair like mine.

Jeannie: Can we just duck tape a piece of mulch to it, look here's a really flat piece (talking about what to use to replace on bike peddle for one of our mountain bikes)

Jeannie: do we have any one legged campers this week? (again talking about the mountain bike with one peddle)

me: this is like magic for my eyes (the fire at Blue Jacket)

me: i am just an eye sore today (wearing my lovely matching clothes)

Me: i am just a failure at life
camper: yea you are

me: geeze Bo what took you so long?
Bo: i was waiting for the line to be shorter, girrrl

camper: Jess are you sure you can see? (when i got in to drive the van)

camper: blood, that's crazy! (as she wipes it off all down her pants)

AH Tuesday nights
fat camp
foil dinners and pie-iron pizza's
Young's dairy
rising of the sap
clearwater
arm pit wedgies
TB
some SC's after a CA
phenomenal
make it medieval
water shows

Weddings are VERY educational

So I learned a lot at my sisters wedding. Some very important life lessons.... hahaha...

1. don't get your nails done when you need to pay attention, because they are very distracting and you won't be able to concentrate.


2. squatting makes every picture look better




3. even i can look like a girl.


4. the bride and groom can still "shake it" despite wearing a tux and a wedding dress


5. I have a very large wendling side of the family, i forget that sometimes....


6. if you are in the bridal party you can have as many drinks at once as you want to:)


7. even if you are not related by blood you can still be sisters... (dbss) :)

Klondike stop taking away our food!

So its July 4th and I just finished work - 6 hours in the sun (well sun and rain) and a sweaty tear down I just wanted to come home and eat dinner.....

So I walk in the door no one is home to hand me food after my taxing day. Crap the dishes are not washed, (this means I have to wash them). Hmmmmm a salad, too much work to fix, chicken, nahhh that requires heating it up. I wonder if there is anything good in the freezer. A KLONDIKE BAR!!! perfect, I have not had one of those in years! I grabbed one and sat down to start eating. Its then that I realize there is something different. THEY MADE THE SMALLER! Klondike bars are now skinnier! WTF! I want all of my delicious Klondikey goodness. I demand a return of the ice-cream and chocolate that should be there. Go out today and get some Klondike bars you will notice the difference.

So Klondike bar people I am not happy with you at this point in time, you ruined my dinner.... geeze

So not cool. Not cool at all.